This Is Why Universities Are Churning Out Failures…

Sophie Smith, the associate professor of political theory at University College, shared a picture of the scene on Twitter, writing: “What an image for #IWD.”

The university replied to the professor in a tweet saying the incident should not have happened.

“We are deeply sorry for this and for offence caused. International Women’s Day is hugely important to Oxford. This should not have happened.”

What was ‘the scene’? What happened?

*speechless*

Smith thanked the university for the apology but said she hoped the cleaner, whose face she obscured in her tweet, received “a heartfelt apology”.

She called on the university to ensure that all low-paid staff at the institution earned enough money to live in Oxford.

“I appreciate your apology, but far more importantly can you please make sure that the woman asked to remove the message receives a heartfelt apology, a warm cup of tea, the rest of the day off and, along with all our precarious staff, good enough pay to live in this city,” she replied.

You couldn’t make it up, could you? And these days, you don’t have to!

…others were baffled by the university’s decision to apologise. “Are you for real? I’m assuming it’s her job as a cleaner. Why would she get an apology and the rest of the day off? That’s bizarre,” wrote one.

Probably someone who hasn’t been to Oxford, and so retains a sense of proportion.

5 comments for “This Is Why Universities Are Churning Out Failures…

  1. Ted Treen
    March 12, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    I am beginning to believe Philip Pullman’s His Dark Materials is in fact factual, and most of our universities have slipped through a warp in the space-time continuum from a parallel universe.

    Their philosophy, deeds and words are increasingly at odds with the reality of this universe.

  2. March 12, 2018 at 6:19 pm

    Still scratching the bonce over this one.

  3. Mona
    March 13, 2018 at 9:10 am

    “associate professor of political theory” my arse, who invented that title? probably the cleaner.

  4. March 13, 2018 at 5:39 pm

    Warm tea on a freezing cold day?

  5. Hereward Unbowed.
    March 14, 2018 at 12:18 am

    but why?

    why do taxpayers have to pay for this shit?

    Sophie Smith, the associate professor of political theory – I hope she doesn’t take lectures, they’ll piss themselves with laughter as soon as she opens her cake-hole.

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