Tag: Just bloody think about it will you?

Modern Parenting Pt 2798453287412

The secondary school pupils, from Fernhill School in Farnborough, can be heard laughing in the video as they taunt the elderly men by flinging eggs at them, one of which struck a soldier on the back of the head. Footage…

But We Already Know…

The latest hand-wringing polemic from the ‘Guardian’ about black knife crime: The best chance we have of sparing the next child from an early death is finding out why the last one died. We certainly aren’t going to find anything…

“Stop Looking At Me The Wrong Way!” Says Exhibitionist

The ride’s co-organiser Nick Sayers said: “We have had problems over the years with people taking voyeuristic photographs. “But we have made a special effort to have fencing around the undressing area and taken measures against some repeat offenders trying…

A Bit More Thought Required…

Hundreds of Mancunians queued to get the city’s symbolic worker bee tattooed in the wake of the terror attack that rocked the city. Bees. BEES! The literal suicide bombers of the insect world, who die having stung something. /facepalm

“We’ll Always Have Pataks…”*

Mr Khan wants ministers to act now and warned that curry houses need 20,000 chefs, waiters and managers, and two to three are closing every week. Wait, there’s not 20000 unemployed Brits? I’m sure there must be! Bajloor Rashid, president…

Don’t Panic, Everyone! Lola Has The Answer!

The ‘Guardian’s’ Lola Okolosie, that is: Wednesday’s terror attack has been acknowledged as the action of one Muslim – an “Islamist extremist” in May’s words, representative of only himself and not a religion. It is an important response to the…

Churnalism In The Age Of Consumerism

A generation gap in attitudes towards cooking and eating is helping to fuel the UK’s food waste mountain, research reveals, driven by time-poor millennials who do not understand the value of the food on their plate. In contrast to savvy…

“Must Have Been An Inside Job, Sarge…”

The Independent Police Complaints Commission (IPCC) was looking into a complaint made by a member of the public relating to Katy Bourne’s 2016 re-election campaign. The complainant contacted the IPCC after Ms Bourne posted on Facebook during the campaign that…

Backdoor Law…?

We’ve never had a ‘Good Samaritan’ Law here in England, unlike on the continent. But a little-noticed case last year may have now ushered that in. Initially treated as a murder, the charge was reduced to manslaughter: Michael Bowditch, of…

Rent Death-Seeking

Stephen Habgood (chairman of the national suicide prevention charity Papyrus) in the ‘Guardian’: Coroners are understandably reluctant to reach a verdict of suicide. Many families who have lost loved ones to suicide, particularly when the deceased are their children, do…