Tag: Tits on a fish

Why Do Progressives Hate Real Progress..?

When construction on New York City’s famous High Line began in 2006, the project to turn a remnant of the industrial age into a post-industrial garden and tourist attraction appeared innovative, but potentially very risky. Indeed so. And now it’s…

Coming Soon To Streets Near You..!

Police officers who can’t run fast enough to catch a cold, but are wonderfully diverse! Unfit police officers could be allowed to take a graded stroll on a treadmill instead of a gruelling bleep test under news plans being considered.…

Are You Cooking With Gas?

Well, not for much longer, if the ecomentalists have their way… Householders across the country will be horrified to learn that, over the next decade or two, the Government plans to phase out all our gas-fired cookers and heating systems…

Oh Captain, My Captain!

As a captain in the so-called politically correct police, I’ve learned that there are arrogant types who use offensive language to assert some kind of superiority. And there are well-meaning types who just get it wrong. Hugh Muir, of course,…

Oh Noes! Whatever Shall We Do?

Well, how about ‘ignore the prodnoses’ and busybodies..? A school has been rapped by an alcohol watchdog after it commssioned a beer to celebrate its centenary. So..? Bacup and Rawtenstall Grammar School sold the beer at a fireworks spectacular evening…

Yet More #FirstWorldProblems…

Tesco has defended its decision to label a children’s chemistry set a boys’ toy, despite criticism from gender equality campaigners. Oh. Those. Campaigners from Let Toys Be Toys, an online pressure group that is calling on retailers not to limit…