Parasites Angry At Host’s Decision To Shake Them Loose…

Tesco in Church Road, Hove, has announced it will stop offering two hours’ parking.

The supermarket’s decision has caused dismay among retailers in nearby George Street who said the move would kill off business.

Their business, not Tesco’s…

Councillor Clare Moonan has set up an online petition calling on the supermarket bosses to reverse the decision.

Wha..? What on earth has this got to do with you?

Julian Pelling, who owns Fine Records, said: “This is very bad news, it’s terrible.

Aren’t Tesco making enough money?”

Does that mean anyone over a certain wage level should have to hand you money? Are you running a business, or handing out a begging bowl?

Barbaros Tanc, owner of Lala’s cafe said the street was struggling, adding: “There should be free parking somewhere for customers.”

TANSTAAFL, Barbaros. You’ve had enough of a free ride on the back of Tesco. Time to stand on your own two feet.

6 comments for “Parasites Angry At Host’s Decision To Shake Them Loose…

  1. John in cheshire
    February 22, 2017 at 10:30 am

    Barbaros Tanc, that’s an unusual name. What part of England did that come from?

    • February 22, 2017 at 12:06 pm

      It isn’t really a name, it more a badly enunciated description of the vehicles he drives at the weekends.

      • February 26, 2017 at 7:07 am


  2. February 22, 2017 at 1:55 pm

    Oh you smarties – just coz you’re called John, Mike and James, you think you own this island, just coz you’ve paid in for decades. Poor young Barbaros and his bro Akbar have just about had it with all these demands on their benefits.

  3. Errol
    February 22, 2017 at 8:47 pm

    Hang on a bit: those shops *do* pay for customers to have free parking. They’re called business rates. The customers, the public, *do* pay for free parking throug council tax. Parking charges levied by a greedy council are just that: greed. What are taxes for if not to provide services? What will Brighton council do when all the shops close? Will it recognise it’s stupidity and return all the tax it was squandered on itself and drum up business or will it go for the next target, and try to soak that?

    When all the spending has gone, when all the jobs have been destroyed by tax, what will councils spend to provide services to people who no longer want them?

    The problem here isn’t the freeloading – that’s a symptom. The problem is egregious levels of tax levied by the council, county and national governments – three levels of which are unnecessary! Hell, the Kitkat twonk is paying himself more than Theresa May and has a tiny little town to think about. A six figure salary for destroying businesses, livelihoods, futures. For goodness sake, that’s the damned problem. The wretched, obese, corpulent, waddling, state!

    • February 26, 2017 at 7:07 am

      We need someone to not just trim, but pollard all local councils.

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