Tag: You literally could not make it up!

Modern Tories In Action…

Under the heading Dale Farm II, the leaflet claimed the existing traveller sites in Basildon will treble in size. It reads: “This will create massive issues for the police and the council, trying to deal with a bigger site than…

No, It’s Not A Class Issue…

Hoarding, that is. Yes, it’s the WHO’s decision to class this as a mental health issue, as Tim Worstall pointed out. …the 50-year-old council worker is surrounded on all sides by his ever-growing collection: 15,000 books and DVDs fill his…

It’s #PeakGuardian Time!

Behind many recent murders in London are young men who are traumatised and excluded…. Oh! I thought it was bloodthirsty street thugs. But what do I know? The following night, members of the gang drove to Wandsworth, four miles’ north…

This Is Why Immigrants Flock To Us…

At least five people who never lived in Grenfell Tower are still being looked after at the taxpayer’s expense more than one year on from the tragedy. Yes, that’s not a misprint. They never lived there. They were just visiting.…

Historical Accuracy

Toy model manufacturer Revell agreed to discontinue its model of the Haunebu II Flying Saucer, described as “the first object in the world capable of flying in space.” According to the product description, the Nazi aircraft never made it past…

Only £5000..? That’s Restraint!

A business management student who pretended to be a Grenfell Tower victim’s son to get £5,000 and free hotel stays was jailed for 18 months today. Mohammad Gamoota, 31, claimed he was living with his father on the 24th floor…

“It’s All London’s Fault!”

Southend has been dogged by a spate of violent crime in recent weeks leaving the town centre a virtual no-go area at night. Three young men have been left with stab wounds following serious incidents since February. It is the…

Can Opened, Worms Everywhere….

First transgender activists made a splash when men identifying as female invaded the women-only pond on Hampstead Heath. Now feminists have hit back by attending a men-only swimming session in protest over proposals that would make it easier for people…